He kissed a someone with a penis
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
how does that bad decision feel?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
