how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
