Dual....:-)
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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