Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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