now i know why i became what i already was.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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