Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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