dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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