I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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