i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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