You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I FOUND THE LEGS
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
there is glitter all over my balls
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