The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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