you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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