It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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