We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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