We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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