try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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