Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
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