You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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