oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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