That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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