that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Nobody cheats on THIS.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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