They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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