I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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