So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
