So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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