doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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