Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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