We should be called the Road Head Warriors
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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