I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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