if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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