We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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