whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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