you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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