just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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