we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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