Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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