Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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