She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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