the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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