I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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