Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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