even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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