What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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