ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
