ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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