Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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