How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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