i just google imaged poop.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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