Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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