let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
