I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
worst night to have a conscience
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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