I'm drive I can fine osifer
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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