No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Randomize
