i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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