Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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